That is absolutely bonkers! Who came up with this absurd idea? What about all the dust?
Welcome to HP Moonwalk Manor
Moonwalk Manor is an awesome new hotel on the moon. Yes, on the friggin moon. Always wanted to see what the earth looks like from afar? Well, now you can. While taking part in a low-G yoga class or exploring the landing sites of the original Apollo missions. To call a stay at Moonwalk Manor a unique experience would be the understatement of the century. Your stay at Moonwalk Manor will change your perception of reality and make you a whole new person.
You're not merely going to a hotel. You are going to a new planetary body, held in earth's gravitational embrace, that travels on its own orbit around the sun. The experiences you'll have with us are unlike any other.